So, we need your best fashion pictures of those crazies that wear it with attitude. We want that dude with a polyester leisure suit and a sweet mullet. We want that size 16 girl wearing a size 6 skirt. If you’ve got a great shot of some spandex try to hold back a mountain of flesh we need to see it.
How much cleavage is too much? Well, if you’re sportin’ some 36 longs and not wearing a bra, it’s too much. If your butt will not fit into a regular chair and you love brigin’ it with some daisy dukes that you wore back in the day, we would love to see your fashion portfolio. If you’re seventy years old with a beer gut and think you look hot in your tight fitting bicycle riding outfit, don’t be shy. Send it in. We are sure someone on the planet will think that’s sexy. We won’t, but somebody will!
We want ugly dress pictures, ugly outfit pictures, high-
water pants pictures, spandex pictures, and any other whacky fashion pictures
you’ve got tucked away. Send in something awesome and we might send you a prize.